South Park - Blame Canada (Super Mario parody)

Bowser:
Once again,
It was my time to shine!
But my love Princess Toadstool
Still refuses to be mine!

Larry:
Should we blame the Toad council?

Wendy:
Or blame the cute Yoshi?

King Boo:
Or should we blame the cowardly Luigi?

Bowser:
No! Blame Mario!

Everyone:
Blame Mario!

Bowser:
He is the one I truly hate!
We will be there to clean his slate!

Everyone:
Blame Mario!
Blame Mario!

Ludwig:
The troops will form a full assault!

Everyone:
It’s Mario’s fault!

Bowser Jr.:
Don’t blame me
For my poor dad
The darn plumber showed up
And he made him so very mad!

Dry Bones:
Although I’ve lost my flesh,
I keep track of my health
But when he jumps on me, I have to rebuild myself!

Bowser:
Well, blame Mario!

Everyone:
Blame Mario!

Bowser:
My life has gone horribly wrong
Since Mario came along!

Everyone:
Blame Mario!
Blame Mario!

Red Paratroopa:
He’s not even a real plumber anyway

Hammer Bro:
I got captured in a block of freezing cold ice, turning blue
A Goomba burned up like a cucco on a barbecue

Morton:
Should we blame his outfits?

Roy:
Should we blame the flowers?

Lemmy and Iggy:
Or the boxes that allowed him to have powers?

Bowser:
Heck no!

Everyone:
Blame Mario!
Blame Mario!

King Boo:
For how he squashed another young Boo

Dry Bones:
And his first bitch Pauline too

Everyone:
Blame Mario!
Shame on Mario!
For...
The lack of good bread
And that creepy head
We’re gonna strike back
And we shall attack
We must blame him and cause distress
After we capture that silly princess