Epic Rap Battles Written for DeviantArt! (Ep. 17)

Dark Strider VS Not Really Lisa!
BEGIN!

Lisa:
Greetings, Dark Strider
I’ve heard that you are charming
But your little violent tendencies
Are rather alarming
So I really don’t think
That you deserve my trust
Instead of a banana,
You’ll be eating my dust!
You could be ruining the life
Of a modern YouTube star
I have a new job at Killers
And you’re just bizarre
As well as confronting you,
I’m going with the flow
I’m not scared of you, Stridey!
Come at me bro!

Strider:
You want a rap battle, lass?
En guarde, my dear!
Though you’re far too weak and whiny
To even be here
You’re lovely and innocent,
But I won’t go easy on you
And I’ve heard that you are crushing
On a young fella named Liu
You got a bloody reboot,
But it’s not going to work
I’m telling the truth and
I’m not just being jerk
Your first story with Sonic.exe
Was a complete mess!
But it’s quite refreshing to face
A damsel-in-distress

Lisa:
Don’t label me, you tyrant!
I know I need to survive!
I remain quiet and stealthy
To stay strong and alive!
The darkness around your eyes
Makes you look like you need sleep
And that orange lightsaber of yours
Sure looks pretty cheap
They need the PhantomStrider
Who is respectful and sweet!
Not some gothic bloke
Who made several Boos retreat!
Since I’ve been in a few freaky
Rap battles before,
You’ll have no choice but to
Change back to Josh on this floor

Strider:
You think you can change me back?
Are you serious?
Your 2013 art style was
Ugly and hideous!
My lightsaber's been upgraded
With a badass shade of green
You have no weapons at all,
So you’d better leave this scene!
You’re far too cowardly
To be part of creepypasta
Once this battle is over,
I shall be your new master!
You know you’ve lost, Lisa!
I have things to do later,
Like rehearsing for a video game
Named, “Banana Lightsaber”.

WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE!